Sunday, August 15, 2010

C and C in CalCutta

“Dada, ekta cha diyo toh!”

“Spesaal diye debo, saar?”

“Dao, saathe ekta milds o diyo.”


Calcutta, oh Kolkata, known for its artistic and literary flair is also now known to be among the top three cities in India where almost seventy percent of the people smoke. Through many a census, people have reached a consensus that it is almost impossible to find a Bengali who does not smoke and it is ironic that nobody ever did a survey on the other cousin of cigarette. If it were done, then perhaps Kolkata and in all probability all of Bengal would have left every other place behind by miles. The subject of speculation is tea or ‘cha’ as called by one and all.

In almost every corner of this city, on every pavement it will be a rare sight if it is not occupied by a tea stall. These make-shift tea stalls are as much a part and history of the city as is the Ambassadors plying on its roads since time immemorial. The inseparable duo of tea and cigarette has made its way into the hands of almost every office goer, businessman and labourer alike.

From dawn to dusk, the one business that experiences no slowdown or setback is the sale of the two ‘C’s – cha and cigarette. Health issues aside, it is over this combination that most people start their day, catch up at or at the end of the day try to rejuvenate themselves. It is perhaps that invisible string that binds people together, that imperceptible force that keeps life going. It is perhaps one love saga that will not see an end!

9 comments:

  1. oye what about Paan!!! have heard that bongs are fond of beetlenuts and paan too..... and how can we forget sweets yaar!!! bongs definitely have a sweet tooth with few as exception...

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  2. very well said, that. but being neither a lover of cha, nor of cigarette....i identify calcutta in a different way...after all, there is a lot in a name (bless shakespeare)

    kahin mukherjee kahin banerjee kahin ghosh kahin dutta hai....suno ji ye kalkatta hai :)

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  3. Nice one abhi..........keep posing..........:)

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  4. @ Somali : See the title.. The 2 "C" s in Calcutta.. Chai n cigarette..

    @All: Thank you :)

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  5. @ Suyash: good words and well spoken .. Just as I wrote, Kolkata is noted for her literary flair

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  6. okie hows this... cha, cigarette and chloromint.... ;) :)
    kidding... well written... true flavor of Calcutta..

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  7. Brilliant Idea for the post
    Really without the 2 C city is partially empty!!
    Nice one dude...keep them coming!!

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  8. Nice one,and well written..I remember this topic from the last conversation we had,the talk had a lot more humour and was far more elaborate than the article.

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  9. Satirical post I would say. A person who never smokes has written a blog as if he himself is an active member of that 70% population :)
    Anyways a refreshing topic to read after a long long time from the Big man (chotu). Keep it coming Bro.

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